Summit Strategy

Spoiler Alert...kinda

Ms M and I were talking this evening about our thoughts on a strategic plan from Summit of releasing clips from New Moon. My theory is that they released the most controversial scenes to ease us into the certain differences. Scenes that were not like the book and scenes that were better in the book than the acting on screen.

Example 1: Bella and Edward's break up scene

KStew blew donkey balls on this part. Where were the tears? The tears we all shed when we read the fucking book? I think we all probably felt this way when the clip was released or at least Ms M and I did. That is one reason we posted about voicing our opinion no matter what after we watched it. We thought "Oh fuck, I bought midnite tickets and she isn't even going to act?" WTF?

Example 2: The werewolf coming out party

Totally different than the book...when I read that part of the leaked script, I stopped reading. I just couldn't take anymore of the differences from the book...

Example 3: The fight at the Volturi

Again, totally different than the book. No one was hurt! No fighting- Granted, it made the movie better, so we forgive Chris Weitz and Melissa Rosenburg.

Example 4: Bella on the motorcycle while with Jessica

Again, completely different than the book-but they showed us this early, so that by opening night, we expected Bella to ride a bike way earlier than she did in the book.

So on opening night, we sat waiting for shitty movie...nothing like the book...but before our eyes, the movie rocked...almost rocked our panties off...especially Taycob's shirtless scenes (damn, is that the doorbell?...no I don't want Iced Tea, Chris Hansen) Also, other than the break up scene, KStew kicked ass. (no, you didn't click off the Twisessed site, I said it). She read the books and really made me feel like she loved Jacob more -but didn't know it. No random blinking, no excessive lip biting, etc. We loved the movie! Honestly, we were shocked...sure Jasper looked like a duck a little bit (aflac)...but we couldn't wait to see it again and again...and again...you get the point!

However, this wasn't the case for my friend, Ms T, who did not watch clips or read the leaked script. She was thoroughly disappointed in the break up scene and did not like the acting. I think that the fact she was not prepared for this one shitty part of New Moon, ruined the whole movie for her.

So now we have to ask ourselves a question, will we wait and not preview any Eclipse clips?

Happy Thanksgiving from...Rob?

I hope you are thinking of me while you are stuffing that turkey... I hope you are thinking of how I would like to bend you over that table and stuff you full of my meat rod!

and I hope you are still thinking of me while you watch that parade...

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Our Grand Epiphany

So Ms J, Ms S and myself have been talking about how very inappropriate it is for us to all be drooling over Taylor. Ms J won't even answer the door for fear someone will be there with a jug of iced tea and some handcuffs. That was until this morning when Ms S had the most grand of epiphanies.... "In dog years he is just fine"... that's right ladies! Fear not! Whip out your drool cloths with pride! In dog years Jacob, er I mean Taylor is legal. Hell, I think he might be older than Edward/Robert.

By the way-we are almost done setting up our new blog-since "someone's" teenage daughter found this one. If you want to continue following us-make sure you are following us on Facebook and/or Twitter. We will be announcing our new site there.

So, Were Our Panties Rocked Off? (Spoiler Free)

That would be a big fat Hell to the YES! Were there things that made us cringe...well we are who we are, so that would be a yes too! Jasper's wig...ugh! A certain main character not crying at a very pivotal part of the movie-double ugh! Alice's vision scene...I'm not sure if it was suppose to be funny-but it was so cheesy the entire theater broke out in hysterics! But other than that we were pleasantly blown away. We loved the humor! We were really afraid that it would be 2 1/2 hours of gloom-and it wasn't. We even came away with a new love for Jacob. Yeah-you read that right...we loved Jacob. Of course we read the books and knew of his love for Bella, but to see it played out on the big screen-it was so touching. We even give a big standing O to Taylor. He did a fanfuckingtastic job of portraying Jake.

Our experience at the theater was even tolerable. Of course there was squeeling-but it seemed to die down after the movie got started. All except the 50 year old cougar sitting a few seats down from us---she kept yelling things like "Take your shirt off Jacob, I didn't pay twenty dollars for this ticket to see you with your shirt on".... In all honesty we kept wishing the To Catch a Predator dude would come walking through the door and take her away.... the coincidental part was she was chugging on a big iced tea!

All in all- would we recommend this movie to a friend? Without a doubt! Will we be going back to see it again? Oh YEAH! More than once!

By the way are we the only ones who noticed RPattz's weird nipple? We are... ok.. Never mind then.

Hump Day on Sunday? With Power Panties?

Mini B and Mini E left us to go on a little vacation. Guess where they fucking ended up at? La Perla

We have decided that they must have been reading "The Office" too. Mini B went in to get her new pair of power panties. Then Mini E joined her to reinact the scene in the dressing room. But that wasn't enough for this little humpy couple. They had to do it outside and take pictures to send back to us!

She must have picked up the garter

I hope you are all having a humptastic weekend! Only 4 days 13 hours 16 minutes until New Moon! But who's counting!

It's HUMP Day! And We've Got Robsten.. and RobCob

So these pictures made their way all around the TwiUniverse last night. There was probably a lot of squeeing and cursing **depending on how delusional the peeps making the noises were. The sqeee'ers were happy that their precious Robsten rumors was true and some were just happy that Rob was happy. The cursers were most likely the same people that chased poor Rob down the street thinking they would actually have a chance in hell with him.

If you were wondering what group we fell in...well-neither to tell you the truth. We really could care less who or what he is screwing. And to be totally honest we are in the silent minority that was just pleasantly surprised that this wasn't the scenario:

Thank you Miss FireCrotch for this lovely Submission!

Ms. J's repsonse: It's comments like these that must keep us from having 700 followers- LOL!

OTT (Off Topic Tuesday) Turning Our Panties Into a HOT MESS!

Ok, so Tuesdays around here are officially going to be OFF TOPIC TUESDAY'S. We had more traffic than ever last week with our Naughty Video of Mr. Somerhalder-so we decided we would keep with the theme... This week he is our little "Hot Mess"...Yowza!

Please tell me you all are watching him on Vampire Diaries! And did you hear-he is coming back as Boone on Lost. Now I will be the first to admit (ok probably not the first-but I will admit) "Lost" -Lost me! I watched it for a little bit and it got to be too weird so I quit....but believe you me...I will be watching again now! Can you imagine..Ian half dressed wondering around on a sandy beach....Damn! I really do need to reconsider my no foreign object rule!!