What Part of Hell Would I Be Sent To?

I know, I know we have been absent for some time now. Due to busy work schedules and dh's lurking about, oh shit, that's a lie...we just have been too busy reading lots of lemons on our phones.

Although I felt comfortable reading lemons most everywhere...today I decided maybe there was one place I shouldn't read them...at the church...

Here's my text to Ms M, "So what part of hell would I be sent to for reading about riding crops and nipple clamps in a church?"

She replied back, "The interesting/fun part, I'm sure!"

"LOL :-) where Ian Somerhalder or RPattz would be...with his flogger." I send back.

Ms M finishes up our conversation with, "and his wooden cross to tie you to!"

Thanks to Tara Sue Me for giving us some great D/s lemons! Never knew what the difference between a flogger and a riding crop was before reading The Training. :-)