Lemon Society: I Draw The Line at Hairy Buttholes!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I Draw The Line at Hairy Buttholes!

It seems like Ms J and I can't get on the same work schedule since getting caught up in the layoffs of 2009...I go back to work while she sits at home, then I quit and she goes back to work while I sit at home..then I go back and she sits at home...then she goes back and I sit at home...it's a viscous cycle and right now we are in the later (me sitting - her working) and I am getting b.o.r.e.d. and that means scary things for Ms J!

We have succumb to sending nasty pictures over text. I don't remember who started it first but if my Internet provider has access to my google image searches I've probably landed myself on a special watch list.

At first it was innocent enough.... elongated labias, herpe infected assholes, a few snapchats from the DMV like these special gems:

Then somewhere along the way it got bad...really bad...so bad in fact I gave myself an asthma attack last night in bed after I sent her this one with the caption "Sweet Dreams"...