I Draw The Line at Hairy Buttholes!

It seems like Ms J and I can't get on the same work schedule since getting caught up in the layoffs of 2009...I go back to work while she sits at home, then I quit and she goes back to work while I sit at home..then I go back and she sits at home...then she goes back and I sit at home...it's a viscous cycle and right now we are in the later (me sitting - her working) and I am getting b.o.r.e.d.  and that means scary things for Ms J! 

We have succumb to sending nasty pictures over text.  I don't remember who started it first but if my Internet provider has access to my google image searches I've probably landed myself on a special watch list. 

At first it was innocent enough.... elongated labias, herpe infected assholes,  a few snapchats from the DMV like these special gems:

 

 

Then somewhere along the way it got bad...really bad...so bad in fact I gave myself an asthma attack last night in bed after I sent her this one with the caption "Sweet Dreams"...

Ms J said I beat her...in turn I replied..."Beat You"...that reminds me of this:

Do y'all realize how many fake naked Taylor pictures are out there folks!?  Holy Shitballs!  I had to stop looking when I found this one though...

Fake or not-I don't want to see any ones hairy butthole!

 

xoxo



Ms M

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!  Sorry, you may need to change your panties (several times) before the weekend actually gets here after watching this video-I'm sure you will find it in your hearts to forgive us....

 

We Are on to You JT!

Dear JT (AKA Justin Timberlake) we are TOTALLY on to you....So you don't come out with any  new music for 10 years, in fact-you say you are swearing off all new music to focus solely on your acting.  Then (probably after MUCH pestering) you decide to release new music-and it sounds like complete dog shit.  We GET it...much like the husband who purposely fucks up the laundry so he doesn't have to do it anymore you are just trying to get out of doing music.  Well-it worked...  if all your new music sounds like this, no thank you sir. We will just stick to re watching your naked ass in that porn movie you made...Friends with Benefits. 

 

 

Even Damon/Ian is sad your new music sucks donkey balls