Butt plugs and Magic Mike? Midnite ramblings of Ms J

As I finish off two glasses of wine, I think 'Shit' or 'Shittah' if you've been listening to 50 Shades on Audible.com, What the fuck is up with Butt Plugs? I hear fan fic writers talk about stretching in and such... but uh... I don't get it. I have a few friends who actually use those (for the record neither ms m or myself have used such devises). Here's the deal - in the fanfic they describe them as stretching the hole to prepare it for um, usually Edward's monster cock...ok, ladies, in reality do you want your butt hole stretched? (this is what I am pondering at 12:43 ( I repeat- after drinking two glasses of wine). Not to sound mean, but Ms M and I do not want to have that part stretched, enlarged or for that matter - entered in anyway, shape or form. Exit only please! We might start sounding like another blog that seems to only write when they are excreting from their nether regions. (Readers--- sorry to disappoint but we will not be letting you know all about our bowel movements... if you like that kind of thing send us a PM and we'll hook you up with a link to a great blog about bowel movements)


So, I'm off my soap box about butt plugs, please write in to us if you have a different opinion - I would enjoy to know what the purpose truly is - maybe ms m and I aren't 'getting it'. LOL -


On to happier thoughts... Tudors is now on Amazon :-) I can now listen to Henry Cavill banging while I work on mail merges at work :-) Now Amazon just needs to get Vampire Diaries...


This is when I usually try to think of what pics to supply for this blog post... ugh! I don't want to Google butt plugs so instead I will leave you with a YouTube video of 'Magic Mike' -- which Ms M says she's only going to for the 'articles'







So Ms M wanted me to add a pic she found the other day... um, not sure how she found it or why? but it fits with our theme :-)