Thanks, Entertainment Weekly, NOT!

So a few weeks ago, Dr. Drew and the Today show found out about 50 Shades...but my husband was already at work that day and doesn't have time in the mornings to really watch-- but the crew over at Entertainment Weekly had to publish a review, a full fuckin' page review, and detail how it was related Twilight fanfiction.

Here's the problem- I don't know if your husband or significant other knows your naughty little (or in some cases not so little) lemony reading habit. Mine does not, neither does Ms M's. Which leads them to wonder why Ms M's fantasy football team is the "Lemonheads" :-)

My husband knows that people write other stories using Twilight characters called fanfiction. Ms M's husband thinks she reads 'free stories' online.

Bottom line: We don't want them to put this all together that us reading 'fanfiction' or 'free stories' equals us reading lots of lemony bits of Edward and Bella.

Why you ask do we not want them to know? Maybe they would think, "Eww that's gross!" or "Great! What's in that story we can try?" or last but not least, "So reading about Edward make you horny?"

Over here at the Lemon Society, we would like to ask you: does your SO or DH know? Does he approve?