Sure, Let Me Bleed All Over Your Face...Cause That's Sexy...NOT!

There will come a time in your life when you will learn not to ask how something could be worse, because trust me-EVERYTHING can be worse!

Like you might think: "What could be worse than having a boogie in my nose during a job interview?"...well...it could be worse by it flying out of your nose and hitting the interviewer in the face. OR you might think "What could be worse than passing gas in the middle of this meeting?"...again...it could be worse if that gas was followed by a liquid substance.

Also-just about anything could be made worse if there was a giant jellyfish shoved up your ass--case in point: What could be worse than tripping up the stairs and breaking the heal off your favorite shoe? Having a Giant Jellyfish Shoved up your ass at the same time of course!!

Last night as I was lurking around on Twitter I came across this atrocity that came with the caption "Love Vampires? Have a heavy flow? Then this is the reusable feminine napkin for you!":

And here I thought the Robert Pattinson Panties were the worst that could happen. Quite frankly I don't know what concerns me more, the fact that you are smearing your bloody lady bits all over this absorbent vampire, or that it is REUSABLE!!! What. The. Fuck.

Just for the record I did Google the thing just to see how much it was...I mean..it would would go perfectly with the Bloodrain Tampons right?

Here are the details:

An extra long version of the Goddess pad, measuring at a whopping 16 inches long it's surely to be the only pad you'll need for your heaviest overnight flows or after childbirth.The inner core consists of two layers of flannel sandwiching two layers of terry cloth and backed with the softest matching black fleece. There have matching black poly resin snaps with two snap settings for a more personal adjustment.This listing is for one XL Goddess/Postpartum Pad in the "Sexy Vampire" print. $12.00

I loved the comment left by one of the users:

"I think most women feel pretty hot after childbirth, so it’s about time they get something sexy to bleed on for a week and a half. And let me tell you, this hunky vampire really gets you tingling down there! Although that could just be the episiotomy."

xoxo and Happy Shopping!

Ms M