So I have come to the conclusion that going back to work sucks big ass, sweaty, liver spotted, donkey nuts (well that and being married-because that complicates my blogging time as well). Not only do I have to put up with this ass jockey at work who insists on calling everyone a "doucher" but by the time I get home I am expected to make dinner, clean the house and get the kids ready for bed. This seriously blows! I can't even remember the last time I got to check out a Twilight related blog....oh don't get me wrong...I read "Twi-Porn" (aka: Fan-Fic) all day at work on my phone...but I haven't gotten a chance to troll the blogs and say hi to all our favorite ladies in a long time! So I am taking this very rare free moment to jump on here and say hello to you all...and let you kow that we are not dead. Ms J is just very pregnant and her hormones - along with her reading of "Fan-Fic" - have gotten the best of her...she may have to invest in some Duracell stock...just sayin'... seriously, she is still getting settled from her move-she finally got herself some living room furniture delivered Saturday (now you have NO excuse not to blog Twat Waffle!!!)....and I have been busy at work dealing with Mr. Massengill... I did however finally get rid of my house guest from HELL!!!! Holy FUCK!!! I'd love to go into ALL the details here, but since she was a minor-I don't know what the legalities are....
Anyway....we promise we won't stay away so long again!
Off to watch the MTV Movie Awards...
xoxo
Ms M
Yep, I'm loving my new furniture :-) Happy Early Birthday to me!
ReplyDeleteI'm down to working at the school only 3 days this summer, so we'll have to get some fun blog posts thought up :-)
Is there anyone out there still reading us? :-) Sorry we abandoned you for just a little while- let us know if you are still with us :-)
You were my first & I still check back frequently :-) Glad you guys are hangin in there...we understand the busy part! When are you due Ms J? Seems like only a month or 2 since Snarky M told us you were preggers..MTV show rocked some serious cock :-D
ReplyDeleteI'm still here too. Just busy busy busy. I try to check in at least once a month. Can't wait to read some of your pervy blogs. Good luck with the pregnancy, Mrs. J. I understand Ms. M about work. I fucking HATE working. I wanna be a billionaire so freakin bad!!
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