Paging My Fucking Excitment...Has Anyone Seen It?

What the FuckadeeFuckFuck is wrong with me. Where is the energy I felt for New Moon? I wonder if it has anything to do with the lack of Spoiler Whoring I've done. I was a MAJOR Whore for New Moon...I think I may have needed a double prescription of antibiotics from the doctor by the time that movie came out...but for this one...Not so much. I blame it on several things...first - Work... I don't have the time I once did to troll the blogs looking for things to feed my whorish addiction...and second I blame FANFIC-Who wants to see another shirtless still of Jacob the werewolf when I can read about a domineering Edward tying Bella up and whipping her lady bits with his flogger.... hmmm...



Now don't get me wrong-I am excited for the movie...hell-Ms J and I have had our tickets for opening night for a while now and we have a couple more tickets bought already for the weekend after...yeah-we plan on seeing this movie plenty of times! But are we counting down the hours? Not really. Have I picked out my outfit for opening night....uh..that would be a big ass "NO"....Wow-I suck!



On a completely random note...I am sitting here listening to the red carpet bullshit live on-line and Lance Bass just showed up...What the Fuck is Lance Fucking Bass doing at the Red Carpet. I mean we are already fighting a stereotype with these movies...do we really need HIM to be interviewed? Thanks a lot dumbass interviewer fuckers! And just a FYI...we don't care what sort of Evening Gown he was wearing..."WHAT?? He wasn't wearing an evening gown?" Oops...I must have heard him wrong.
Oh Goodie Miss Rosenberg... "Melissa-it must have been so difficult to write a script to this book"..."Why yes it was Miss Interviewer Girl...do you know how fucking difficult it is to fuck up a script based off a book, where basically the script was written for me...Yeah-I should win an award or some shit"....

Ok, I am off before I really piss some people off...

xoxo
Ms M

What Part of Hell Would I Be Sent To?

I know, I know we have been absent for some time now. Due to busy work schedules and dh's lurking about, oh shit, that's a lie...we just have been too busy reading lots of lemons on our phones.

Although I felt comfortable reading lemons most everywhere...today I decided maybe there was one place I shouldn't read them...at the church...

Here's my text to Ms M, "So what part of hell would I be sent to for reading about riding crops and nipple clamps in a church?"

She replied back, "The interesting/fun part, I'm sure!"

"LOL :-) where Ian Somerhalder or RPattz would be...with his flogger." I send back.

Ms M finishes up our conversation with, "and his wooden cross to tie you to!"

Thanks to Tara Sue Me for giving us some great D/s lemons! Never knew what the difference between a flogger and a riding crop was before reading The Training. :-)

No Mr. Massengill...YOU Sir Are the "Doucher"

So I have come to the conclusion that going back to work sucks big ass, sweaty, liver spotted, donkey nuts (well that and being married-because that complicates my blogging time as well). Not only do I have to put up with this ass jockey at work who insists on calling everyone a "doucher" but by the time I get home I am expected to make dinner, clean the house and get the kids ready for bed. This seriously blows! I can't even remember the last time I got to check out a Twilight related blog....oh don't get me wrong...I read "Twi-Porn" (aka: Fan-Fic) all day at work on my phone...but I haven't gotten a chance to troll the blogs and say hi to all our favorite ladies in a long time! So I am taking this very rare free moment to jump on here and say hello to you all...and let you kow that we are not dead. Ms J is just very pregnant and her hormones - along with her reading of "Fan-Fic" - have gotten the best of her...she may have to invest in some Duracell stock...just sayin'... seriously, she is still getting settled from her move-she finally got herself some living room furniture delivered Saturday (now you have NO excuse not to blog Twat Waffle!!!)....and I have been busy at work dealing with Mr. Massengill... I did however finally get rid of my house guest from HELL!!!! Holy FUCK!!! I'd love to go into ALL the details here, but since she was a minor-I don't know what the legalities are....

Anyway....we promise we won't stay away so long again!

Off to watch the MTV Movie Awards...

xoxo

Ms M