Used Hoootie Hoo Products?

Being Unemployed means I tend to spend too much time trolling the internet reading random shit. Reading random shit brings on a new set of problems...it makes me second guess the intelligence of this great nation we live in...or at least the cleanliness.

Today I was reading somewhere about the different types of products used for menstrual cycles...yeah interesting topic I know... they started talking about this *Diva Cup thingie...which is basically a giant plastic cup that you shove up your hooootie hoooo and it collects all the blood or gross shit over 12 hours. Once it is full you stick your fingers and in a couple of cases pliers up into BeavTown and retrieve the devise, rinse it out (hopefully not in the office bathroom sink) and re-insert it back in your Vag.

Ok, I was alright with all of this until I started reading the comments...and then found people actually reselling their used (FUCKING USED) *Diva Cups....

"Oh look Ervette some one is selling a used *Diva Cup!"
"Shut the Fuck up Jo-Bob-Bertha! I gotta get me one of those! You know that is how Carl Junior got him some teeth, they was sellin' them right there on the internets from some ol feller who didn't need em' anymore"

Holy Christ people! There are places to draw the line...and used sanitary products are definitely it!!!

xoxo
Ms M

ps... Chapter 2 will be up soon!

A Little HUMP Goodness For Your Hump Day!

Thud..

xoxo

Ms M

SHH! Don't Tell Edward!

We love this picture! Not necessarily that Paul Wesley, aka: Stefan and I am in need of some Prozac and a back bone is in it...but we love us some Ian and this poster is just to funny! Of course we still love our Edward, but honestly--Edward is "taken"...buy that moody little twit Bella...and Damon-well, Damon is totally available and can kick some serious ass. I mean, come on girls: If you had a choice between two brothers...one wants to talk it out with his enemy and the other will just rip out the guys heart and toss it across the room-all to save YOUR ass...who do you want? I prefer the bad ass vamp! I have a feeling that is why most (oh who am I kidding...ALL) of the fanfic I enjoy feature an "Angry" Edward who will kick ass, rip panties, and take names later....

Anyway, it is great to be back...and I am glad we have at least one of you with us... SmartEPantz I am waving at you "hooker"...LOL!

xoxo

Ms M

Welcome Back...US!

We Missed You ALL!!!

Wow, did ya'll miss us and our potty mouths? Well if you did you are in luck...because we are back! Yes, we took a super extended bloggy break. Ms J had her baby...a precious baby girl born just a little early...but she is doing great! And I am home for a little while as well...Yaay me...and you...LOL!

I have been working on my own little fanfic and I hope to start posting it soon....that is if we have any readers left....so do us a favor, if you are reading this now-and plan to maybe come back and visit again..let us know in the comments...that way we know if we are just writing to the air.

xoxo

Ms M

Get Back Here Little M-We Will Have Some "Alone" Time Later...

So, where have we been? Locked in the back of a porn shop with dildos sticking out our asses you say.... well, no-actually that might be more fun than the living hell we have been living for the last few months. Ms J is about ready to pop--and she is on a "special diet"...and no-not Edward's kind...that would be more fun. And me...I have been stuck in work/hell. I sit there everyday wondering how much trouble I would get into if I just started blogging from my desk...but with them tracking every single key we are hitting on our keyboards I am pretty sure they would show up with my box faster than I could finish typing the word "Jizz Gobler" and walk my happy ass right on out the door (and I have to hang on until at least October so I can get unemployment again..LOL). I have thought about smuggling my laptop into work so I could at least get these little blogs typed out and then just hit the "Post" key when I got home...and actually I may just start doing that soon, we are going way toooo long between posting...I am not even sure we have any readers left out there....crickadee crickadee crickadee....

So what brings me to the Twidom today you ask....well I got my issue of EW...and I needed a mop and bucket to clean up the glorious mess I made! I am sure you all know what I am talking about and don't need me repeating it. And to be honest...I am sure there are probably a lot of pissed off people out there more that willing to stab me in the head with a knife for rubbing it in...so I won't (too terribly bad that is).... Damon Won!! eeerrr...Ian Won!!! Holy FuckBalls Ladies!!! Don't get me wrong...I love me some Damon...but how the fuck did that happen? Was it because all the Twifans are in school now and couldn't make it a computer to vote.....or was it because they weren't paying attention to this little competition? Whatever the case may be I couldn't believe my eyes when I read it and my vagina about flew out of her safe harbor and landed on the magazine sitting in front of me. I reigned her back in with the promise of some "alone" time with the magazine later after the hubs goes to bed...wink wink wink... and really what better cover is there...Rob and Ian both on the cover...if only Mr. Skarsgard was there too...that would have made a lovely sandwich...oh Little M-we are going to have some good fantasies later honey, I promise.

Diary of a Horny Housewife

Horny....? Housewife....? Can you relate??? Then you might want to try this on for size.... it is still under a bit of construction...but we thought we would go ahead and open it up...

Diary of a Horny Housewife brought to you by Ms M, Ms J, and MarMar...

Paging My Fucking Excitment...Has Anyone Seen It?

What the FuckadeeFuckFuck is wrong with me. Where is the energy I felt for New Moon? I wonder if it has anything to do with the lack of Spoiler Whoring I've done. I was a MAJOR Whore for New Moon...I think I may have needed a double prescription of antibiotics from the doctor by the time that movie came out...but for this one...Not so much. I blame it on several things...first - Work... I don't have the time I once did to troll the blogs looking for things to feed my whorish addiction...and second I blame FANFIC-Who wants to see another shirtless still of Jacob the werewolf when I can read about a domineering Edward tying Bella up and whipping her lady bits with his flogger.... hmmm...



Now don't get me wrong-I am excited for the movie...hell-Ms J and I have had our tickets for opening night for a while now and we have a couple more tickets bought already for the weekend after...yeah-we plan on seeing this movie plenty of times! But are we counting down the hours? Not really. Have I picked out my outfit for opening night....uh..that would be a big ass "NO"....Wow-I suck!



On a completely random note...I am sitting here listening to the red carpet bullshit live on-line and Lance Bass just showed up...What the Fuck is Lance Fucking Bass doing at the Red Carpet. I mean we are already fighting a stereotype with these movies...do we really need HIM to be interviewed? Thanks a lot dumbass interviewer fuckers! And just a FYI...we don't care what sort of Evening Gown he was wearing..."WHAT?? He wasn't wearing an evening gown?" Oops...I must have heard him wrong.
Oh Goodie Miss Rosenberg... "Melissa-it must have been so difficult to write a script to this book"..."Why yes it was Miss Interviewer Girl...do you know how fucking difficult it is to fuck up a script based off a book, where basically the script was written for me...Yeah-I should win an award or some shit"....

Ok, I am off before I really piss some people off...

xoxo
Ms M