Saturday Morning Twilight Viewing

Why is it that every time this movie is on I am sucked in? Is it that every time it comes on I am delusional and think "oooh maybe this time it will be good! Maybe this time they will follow the fucking book". Why do I torture myself like this? I know by the end I am going to want to throw something at the tv and yell "Bob Saget!! This is Bullshit!" What I wouldn't give for a "re-do"... Oh who am I kidding...it will happen. I give it 20 years and someone will come along and redo these movies....perhaps they will get them right...one can only hope, right?


**On a side note, we tried to clean up the blog roll on the side, if we noticed the blogs hadn't been updated in more than 6 months we took them off. If we took you off and it was in error, just let us know.

We also tried to clean up the "Lemon Basket". A lot of the fics listed in there were either taken down by FF or removed by the Authors themselves... or just so old we thought everyone would have already read them...

Leaking Pictures and Leaking Lady Parts

So, unless you have been living under a rock you have probably been humping your computer screens with the rest of us for the past 24 hours. You know what I am talking about...the Leaked Breaking Dawn Pictures. Now, (as I have stated many times in the past...) I am not a fan of prison/jail/becoming the new fish....so we will not be posting the pictures here...hell I am truly so frightened of Summit that I don't even want to post a fucking link. Now if you haven't seen them I think Perez Hilton has some up (and apparently his rainbow colored balls are bigger than mine) and you could probably do a google search and find a whole gaggle of them for your viewing pleasure. I do have a little something to say to Summit...I have read their little "please don't look at our pictures" letter and let me just tell you this: 2 days ago more people were talking about Water For Elephants and how big of a cock the guy from Beastly owned more than Breaking Dawn. Oh sure...us Twilight junkies were excited for BD to come out...but November just seemed so far away and you have kept everything so secret....it is hard to get excited about something you don't get a visual for.... lets fastforward to today...HOLY SHIT FUCK! You have the TwiWorld in an uproar...people that weren't excited are buying batteries in bulk until November gets here. You are in no way going to "suffer" from this leak.... my panties...those may be a different story...just saying. xoxo Ms M

Used Hoootie Hoo Products?

Being Unemployed means I tend to spend too much time trolling the internet reading random shit. Reading random shit brings on a new set of problems...it makes me second guess the intelligence of this great nation we live in...or at least the cleanliness.

Today I was reading somewhere about the different types of products used for menstrual cycles...yeah interesting topic I know... they started talking about this *Diva Cup thingie...which is basically a giant plastic cup that you shove up your hooootie hoooo and it collects all the blood or gross shit over 12 hours. Once it is full you stick your fingers and in a couple of cases pliers up into BeavTown and retrieve the devise, rinse it out (hopefully not in the office bathroom sink) and re-insert it back in your Vag.

Ok, I was alright with all of this until I started reading the comments...and then found people actually reselling their used (FUCKING USED) *Diva Cups....

"Oh look Ervette some one is selling a used *Diva Cup!"
"Shut the Fuck up Jo-Bob-Bertha! I gotta get me one of those! You know that is how Carl Junior got him some teeth, they was sellin' them right there on the internets from some ol feller who didn't need em' anymore"

Holy Christ people! There are places to draw the line...and used sanitary products are definitely it!!!

xoxo
Ms M

ps... Chapter 2 will be up soon!

A Little HUMP Goodness For Your Hump Day!

Thud..

xoxo

Ms M

SHH! Don't Tell Edward!

We love this picture! Not necessarily that Paul Wesley, aka: Stefan and I am in need of some Prozac and a back bone is in it...but we love us some Ian and this poster is just to funny! Of course we still love our Edward, but honestly--Edward is "taken"...buy that moody little twit Bella...and Damon-well, Damon is totally available and can kick some serious ass. I mean, come on girls: If you had a choice between two brothers...one wants to talk it out with his enemy and the other will just rip out the guys heart and toss it across the room-all to save YOUR ass...who do you want? I prefer the bad ass vamp! I have a feeling that is why most (oh who am I kidding...ALL) of the fanfic I enjoy feature an "Angry" Edward who will kick ass, rip panties, and take names later....

Anyway, it is great to be back...and I am glad we have at least one of you with us... SmartEPantz I am waving at you "hooker"...LOL!

xoxo

Ms M

Welcome Back...US!

We Missed You ALL!!!

Wow, did ya'll miss us and our potty mouths? Well if you did you are in luck...because we are back! Yes, we took a super extended bloggy break. Ms J had her baby...a precious baby girl born just a little early...but she is doing great! And I am home for a little while as well...Yaay me...and you...LOL!

I have been working on my own little fanfic and I hope to start posting it soon....that is if we have any readers left....so do us a favor, if you are reading this now-and plan to maybe come back and visit again..let us know in the comments...that way we know if we are just writing to the air.

xoxo

Ms M

Get Back Here Little M-We Will Have Some "Alone" Time Later...

So, where have we been? Locked in the back of a porn shop with dildos sticking out our asses you say.... well, no-actually that might be more fun than the living hell we have been living for the last few months. Ms J is about ready to pop--and she is on a "special diet"...and no-not Edward's kind...that would be more fun. And me...I have been stuck in work/hell. I sit there everyday wondering how much trouble I would get into if I just started blogging from my desk...but with them tracking every single key we are hitting on our keyboards I am pretty sure they would show up with my box faster than I could finish typing the word "Jizz Gobler" and walk my happy ass right on out the door (and I have to hang on until at least October so I can get unemployment again..LOL). I have thought about smuggling my laptop into work so I could at least get these little blogs typed out and then just hit the "Post" key when I got home...and actually I may just start doing that soon, we are going way toooo long between posting...I am not even sure we have any readers left out there....crickadee crickadee crickadee....

So what brings me to the Twidom today you ask....well I got my issue of EW...and I needed a mop and bucket to clean up the glorious mess I made! I am sure you all know what I am talking about and don't need me repeating it. And to be honest...I am sure there are probably a lot of pissed off people out there more that willing to stab me in the head with a knife for rubbing it in...so I won't (too terribly bad that is).... Damon Won!! eeerrr...Ian Won!!! Holy FuckBalls Ladies!!! Don't get me wrong...I love me some Damon...but how the fuck did that happen? Was it because all the Twifans are in school now and couldn't make it a computer to vote.....or was it because they weren't paying attention to this little competition? Whatever the case may be I couldn't believe my eyes when I read it and my vagina about flew out of her safe harbor and landed on the magazine sitting in front of me. I reigned her back in with the promise of some "alone" time with the magazine later after the hubs goes to bed...wink wink wink... and really what better cover is there...Rob and Ian both on the cover...if only Mr. Skarsgard was there too...that would have made a lovely sandwich...oh Little M-we are going to have some good fantasies later honey, I promise.