So we were looking back and we realized February 2009 was when our Twi Hymen was broken. Did it hurt? Did we bleed? Did it feel as though that stupid cactus was shoved up in lady land?
Did Taylor Lautner tie us up and make us listen to his scary stories while trying to get our brothers phone number?
It's hard to tell, it's difficult to summarize everything that has happened in the last 4 years. So here is the top five links to the last 4 years...
Number 5
A Trip to the Volvo Dealership...and a little hanky panky in the backseat with Mini E and Mini B!
Mini E and Mini B were the source of MANY - a - good times!! And they seemed to have a "good time" where ever they went!!
Number 4
Our HUMP days!!! "Hump" Day nods to Fan Fiction (oh how our lives were changed when we discovered fanfiction)...
You have been a naughty naughty girl Mini B!
And when our readers got involved it was even better! "Happy Hump Day"
Edward Brought a Snack!
Number 3Ian!! Once we found our beloved Ian we couldn't get enough! Although most of those videos are now nothing but "fuzz" due to "copyright infringements"...Thanks a lot Lady Gaga! Like any of your "Meat Suits" were better than the "Meat" in our videos....here is one of our favorites:
Breaking our Porn Hymen!! HOLY SHIT!! We really didn't know what we were missing up to that point. Did Ms J did you really just get off watching old New Kids on the Block Videos before Fanfiction came along?
By the way--Fanfiction did indeed get Ms J Pregnant! Thanks to Kharizzmatik and Emancipation Proclamation!!
and here is the Number 1 memory:
Edward and Bella in the Porn Shop!! At least for a little bit...they ended up getting us kicked out.
Thank you for the memories and to the many more we will create!!
xoxo
Ms M and Ms J
