Monday, September 17, 2012

Am I pregnant with Renessme?

This post below was found in our DRAFT archives....  I dedicate this to MS J, as it is coming up on her EP (shout out to Khar) baby's 2nd birthday! 

So ya'll know I'm pregnant, and I'm nearing the end. Unfortunately, not soon enough. I was just diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Basically it sucks! I have lots of mood swings, I have to eat a special diet and test my blood sugar four times a day. But here are few thoughts that might make it better...

I keep hoping each time I prick my finger Edward or Damon (preferably Mr. Ian Somerhalder) will smell my blood and chase me down and have their way with me. LOL! Maybe that is a beginning of a fanfic I could write. Not sure what we would do with the whole pregnancy thing in the fanfic, though, not too sexy- LOL!

Another thought I had tonight is that I have to eat more protein and less carbs. I'm thinking of pretending I'm Taylor Lautner and carrying meat patties around all the time. Maybe once the baby is born I'll come out of it with a six pack.

Somebody call 911 E.L.'s Pants are on FIRE!

Liar Liar Pants on Fire.......

I have heard more fiction on the Katie show today than I did in all the years reading FAN FICTION. 

"EL..Who did you base your character on"...."...I plead the 5th"...

UM HELLO...My name is Edward Cullen...

Just own it Bitch!!  Really, if you just OWNED it we wouldn't be so angry about it! 

Geesh!


The End

Ms J and  Ms M