It Will Rain Review-No List Style

So we finally got a chance review to the Bruno Mars track "It Will Rain" for Breaking Dawn..and to say we weren't a little scared to listen to at first is putting it lightly. I mean...every time that stupid "I'll Catch a Grenade For You" song came on the radio we wanted to stab someone in the eye. First off...what a lie. NO MAN ever is going to do all those things...willingly. Second...it sounds like Dr. Seuss to me.."I'll catch a grenade, I'll jump in front of a train, in a box with a fox, with a sparkly peen won't that be keen"...and thirdly any excuse to stab someone in the eye-we are down.

Anyhoooo... When the song first came out we were pleasantly surprised that it didn't trigger some hormonal rage in us...and the more it has played on the radio (oh every 20 fucking minutes - thank you Ryan Seacrest) it has grown on us a little more.

Now on to our beef...like we wouldn't have one...It seems to us that Mr. Mars is totally using this movie as an excuse to try and sell this song. I mean it doesn't even play DURING the movie does it? Isn't it just as the credits are rolling and people are rolling out of the theater? AND after watching his video, he doesn't he try to tie the song into the movie. He has his own shiny little actress playing HIS love interest...etc.. I think there might be a total of 20 seconds worth of BD in the video. I suppose in saying this...if that is our only complaint - we will just shut up and be thankful that the video didn't contain a bunch of Who's from Whoville.

xoxo

MS M

Henry Cavill in 3 Freakin' D

I think my vagina just blew up...hold on let me check...yep-she has most definantly injured herself...

I knew that Immortals was coming out today and I knew Henry Cavill was going to be in it...oh and to tie this into Twilight in some way...Kellan is in it too (and I will not deny he is yummy as well). What I did not realize (because I must have been living under a rock) was that it was in 3D.

Now normally I LOATH 3D movies. They are cheesy and give me a headache....but can you imagine seeing this in 3 fucking D:

Well Hello There Henry! Aaaaand Goodbye Panties...


So after I watched this, it took every ounce of self control not grab the corner of the laundry basket and have some fun.

If any one needs me I will be in Theater 2 sitting in the back...just me and my laundry basket...oh and my 3D glasses of course.

xoxo
Ms M