"Come" One! "Come" All! We Present to you...The Jizzle!!!

So Ladies...With Breaking Dawn coming out in how many more days...oh hell! I don't even know...but I do know it is getting closer and that means the excitement is mounting...and that means ya'll are probably "Mounting" other things in preparation. So I thought this little invention might "come" in handy...either when delivering a "handy" to your significant other to get him to let you go the the midnight showing, or while you make a mess of yourself reading fanfic waiting for the gawd damned premier to hurry the fuck up and get here already....



I present to you....The Jizzle! If only Edward knew about this little gem, he could have used the Pull and Pray method and we wouldn't be stuck watching him gnaw out a weird ass toddler out of Bella's stomach....









xoxo

ms m